Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

If this is your case, then you might like the funny anti Valentine day quotes that we have compiled this time for you. All are designed to make you have a good time, whether you do it alone or want to share them with your friends or even with someone you like, but who you still do not dare to approach.

Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

1. Valentine's Day was invented to remind married men of Cupid's bad aim.
2. The lovers are incomplete until they decide to get married. After that, they are finished.
3. Fourteenth of February, another reminder that you are getting old and still in the middle of singleness.
4. There is no greater proof of love than to remain beside the person you love, even with all the stupidities he does.
5. The fact that you are in the friend-zone does not mean that you cannot enter the "friends with rights" mode.
6. All couples swear that they love each other madly ... until they say yes on the altar and then realize what they have done.
7. Let's toast for the day of love ... because we never become as ridiculous as all those people who are in love!
8. For men, February 14 is not Valentine's Day. It is the day of extortion.
9. Well they say that the lovers are blind and the band falls from their eyes when they get married.
10. I don't know why Cupid represents Valentine's day. When it comes to romance, one does not want to think of a half-naked child who points a gun at him.

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