Funny Text Messages

Funny Text Messages

Best Funny text and Hilarious sms and messages collection. World class Funny text messages by Best shayari.

Bringing a smile on someone's face is a very easy task. To bring and make them laugh, we have the best collection of humor and funny sms and messages that you can use to bring a smile on your boyfriend or girlfriend's face and make their day better. Thanks to those persons who wrote such funny messages and did it as a charity because bringing a smile and making someone laugh is the best charity that anyone can do. So just pick up one of the most funny sms and messages from our collection and send it.

When you return from your work in the evening, then you want something that releases your pressure and makes you calm down. At such time, these funny messages really play a big role. These funny messages will make you calm down, release your pressure, and keep frustration away. This has various psychological effects.

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Funny and Humorous Text Messages

♥They dropped Ur nMe, can U pick it up?

I was trying 2 daydreM, but my mind kept wandering.

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?

Nice perfume... but do U really need 2 marinate in it?

I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils.

U should know wht it takes 2 look this cheap!

♥Roses R red, violets R blue, Frankenstein is ugly but wht the hell happened 2 U?

♥Whn I was a dog, nd U were a flower, I walked over U nd gave U a shower!!

♥Be nice 2 the 1s who smoke...every cigRtte might be their last.

♥Hello, this is GOD. I made a few bad creations but U R the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

♥I know why I M single; my pRnts-in-law were 9t able 2 hve kids.

♥U used 2 be so ugly tht Ur mothr had 2 tie a steak around Ur neck, othrwise even the dog would 9t play with U.

♥Hello I M a virus nd I M entering Ur brain right now... sorry I will leave. I can't find a brain.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, 2 cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, 4 cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created U 2o, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

How would U like Ur egg 4 breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

I wanted 2 send u something nice tht would make u smile but the postman told me 2 get out of the mailbox!

This message was sent exclusively 4 the hndsome nd the beautiful. We hve obviously sent it 2 the wrong number. We R truly sorry 4 the inconvenience.

Opticians bend Ur rims/frMes of Ur glasses 4 they R 2o polite 2 say tht Ur ears R in the wrong place.

A girl ph1d me the othr day nd said..."Come on over, Thr's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Humor, especially in the 4m of laughter has been the discovery of the human species 2 counteract the daily stress nd worries of life. Imagine a day whn U see no soul around U laughing. 9t even smiling. Won't U think tht the place has been zombi-ed? Funny text messages give us the chance 2 share jokes with our frnds, bringing a smile on their faces, even whn we R physically thousands of miles apart. So, R U ready 2 spread the smiles♥